He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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