Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
The struggles of a small town man whore
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
Randomize
