We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
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