I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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