what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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