bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
Boys can't fool me. I know "want to come up and meet my dogs?" is just a nondirect way of saying "come up and meet my penis".
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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