i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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