god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
I think you'll appreciate my way of waking up today: Under my cubicle, boxed in by boxes of printer paper, and hung over. I don't even know how the fuck I got in here in the middle of the night. I went to my car and fell back asleep. I'm now 2 1/2 hours late.
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