There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
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