If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
Perhaps if I didn't mortify my parents last night with my drunken obnoxious behavior which resulted in the casualty of an entire decorative bathroom shelf which I completely ripped off the wall and left for dead, I would be more than willing to go day drinking.
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
You said you brought chipotle into a movie and I asked you to marry me and you said yes
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
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