There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
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