Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
I would like to remind you that Mike's hard lemonade only goes good with an extra light cigarette and seminal fluid.
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
The uberlube is also flammable
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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