So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
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