porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
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