i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
i asked a few people if they wanted to make pancakes with me but no one would. thats why i'm drunk by myself right now
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
I'm always down for nudity.
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