Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
The last thing I remember is ordering two Martinis while yelling 'CAN YOU PUT THAT IN ONE GLASS?'
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
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