Porn is love you can see.
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
that's like... drinking popov and saying its the worlds best vodka. you gotta try some others first. THERE SHOULD BE A MISS AMERICA PAGEANT. but like, mr penis. and they can do tricks and make unintelligent remarks and wear sparkly condoms.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
Times have changed. Freshman year I could throw my shirt in a bonfire and still get laid. Now when I puke in my girlfriend's bed on her birthday I'm "an asshole"
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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