fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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