Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
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