id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
my biography would be titled "haunting truths and dick jokes: a tale of love, loss, and masturbation."
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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