Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
Randomize
