What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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