Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
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