do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
Just rescued a super cute pair of Gucci heels off the sorority lawn on my way to work. Things are worth two paychecks. Fuck trust fund kids.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
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