I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
I've decided it's okay if I take a pregnancy test every month. Then I can be like, "Good job, self, way to not procreate this month!"
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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