woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
Here's an idea...how about I take shots by myself and drunk dial you around noon?
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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