Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
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