Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
then he tried to convert me to islam
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
When people ask about my bruises, I'm just going to say it was a doorknob. Or possibly a group of doorknobs. Angry doorknobs.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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