So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
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