I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
Do vagina's smell?
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
no more duck duck goose at the bar
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
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