yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
Randomize
