Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
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