Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
i'm pretty sure my brother is still drunk from last night. he's telling my parents that humans are at the top of the food chain for a reason and listing off all the exotic animals he would eat
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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