I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
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