Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
just so you know, your brother isn't driving home wasted tonight. he is, instead, in my dorm shower screaming about rubbing his butt with my loofah; thought you would be proud
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
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