I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
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