WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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