id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
I need to sanitize my soul.
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
Randomize
