Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(517): View more from Michigan

They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."

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(516): View more from New York

She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.

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(856): View more from New Jersey

unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating

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(203): View more from Connecticut

Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.

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(973): View more from New Jersey

just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.

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(919): View more from North Carolina

we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now

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(408): View more from California

If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed

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(507): View more from Minnesota

Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying

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