On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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