I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
Randomize
