One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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