meet me or not, i'm out of control
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
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