Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
so i was trying to be sexy and unzip his pants with my teeth. i got my lip caught in the zipper and it bled for a good 15 min, totally a mood killer.
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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