The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
im drinking this country out of the recession.
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
I was so drunk at your wedding that Uber is now showing up in my Spotify recent searches.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
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