and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
May the power of my ass compel you!!
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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