Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
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