It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
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