her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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