I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
That's intense
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
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