just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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