What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
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