Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
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