I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
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