Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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