Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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